I read that Arab terrorists are recruiting women now, and that made me wonder how they pick up chicks. So, presenting the top 10 Arab terrorist pick-up lines:
10. I'm in training for paradise. Are you a virgin?
9. Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?
8. I'll bet you look sexy in a little black abaya.
7. I was going to stop off at the synagogue after work and down a few. Want to join me?
6. Okay, so I'm married. But I only have three wives.
5. Some friends and I are going to an assassination tonight. Nothing fancy. Just small arms. Thought you'd like to come along.
4. I'm going on a suicide bombing mission and I might not come back.
3. I'm not kidding. I know bin Laden personally.
2. Your mosque or mine?
And the number 1 Arab terrorist pick-up line:
1. Baby, you're so fine it's a crime.
